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Management style? You must be joking!By Alan Wiseman |
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Ruth McGuire’s article (PJ, 10 September, p317 PDF (160K))
about management styles made me smile. For instance, how does one define
the
pharmacy
I visited where no one knew where the keys to the shop had been left
by the school-girl deputed to lock up so that, until they were discovered
lying on a shelf behind the shampoos, customers had to be admitted by
the back door? Where nobody ever knew which members of staff were on
duty that day? Where the staff spent a good part of their day complaining
of the complete lack of interest displayed in them by the owner? Where
one of my first jobs was to wash a dozen dirty coffee cups left from
goodness knows when? Where a member of staff left after 15 years loyal
service and did not even get a thank you card? The Great Dictator The Great Dictator barks orders at his staff and then blames them when something goes wrong. Otherwise, he rarely speaks to his employees; it is sometimes hard to get a “good morning” out of him. He invariably spends long hours on the telephone on personal affairs, probably drives a large car and is regularly upgrading his home premises, but begrudges every penny spent in the pharmacy. Overalls to protect clothes? Ridiculous! But his unfortunate staff are expected to work extra hours on demand — or even cancel their holidays because “we are short-staffed”. The Little Napoleon The Little Napoleon does everything himself. He is a walking compendium of everything in the pharmacy. He takes the “sole proprietor” idea to extremes. He, and only he, knows how to make the printer work, where the spare change is kept, who is on duty, the code to the security system, and so on and so forth. The problem, of course, arises when he is not present because no one knows the answers to any difficulty. It is beneath him, naturally, to leave any notes concerning goods ordered, tasks to complete, etc. But he will be the first to complain when he returns and finds that something that no one else knows anything about has not been done. Fortunately, most locums are good detectives. The Non-Stop Worrier The Non-Stop Worrier is usually a one-man band but one who is driving himself into the ground by refusing to delegate. No counter staff members are safe from his intervention in the simplest of transactions. He may cash up several times a day and a coin rolling under a display case is a major crisis. He probably delivers supplies to his nursing homes (of which, invariably, he has too many) on his way home, never takes a holiday and is a ripe candidate for a coronary in middle age. The Eminent Esoteric The Eminent Esoteric never loses an opportunity to expound on the greatness of the profession of pharmacy and, in particular, his own eminence within it. Shop work is beneath him and he would no more contemplate rolling up his sleeves or making the tea than I would consider stapling my eye-lids to the floor. He probably spends much of his time writing or telephoning various health bodies. Training may be carried out but at top speed, with no opportunity for feed-back or reflection, and no repetition, so that trainees are expected to grasp the minutiae of the task immediately — and woe betide them if they fail to catch the sparkling words of wisdom emanating from his lips. His dispensary is a shrine — a holy of holies from which Moses emerges occasionally to present more tablets of stone to his public. The Idle Jack The Idle Jack has got it down to a fine art: let others do the work! He arrives late, leaves early, puts his feet up whenever possible (and often when and where it is impractical) and relies on his loyal staff to get him through. Oddly enough, the Idle Jack can be the most efficient as, such is his laggardness, he has trained others to carry out the required tasks. The Idle Jack is lazy and rarely lifts a finger. But his ingeniousness allows him his indolence. The Idle Jack’s mantra is: “Only fools work — wise men get the job done.” The Fall-Behind Manic The Fall-Behind Manic takes upon himself such a work-load that he can never keep up. The heaps of paper-work (prescriptions, invoices, letters, final demands, etc) on his work surface testify to this fact. However early he starts, no matter how late he stays, the pile never diminishes, while unsatisfied customers desert him in droves. He never has enough time to employ or train sufficient staff and staggers from crisis to crisis. He should never have got involved in the hurly-burly of community pharmacy. He is the one who is most in need of training himself. Why do I do it? As well as while working in community pharmacy as a locum, I have met
all these types while I worked in the pharmaceutical industry. If I
have expended some venom on various unsatisfactory premises I have
encountered and am worried that one of these characters might recognise
himself, I am consoled by the thought that, judging by the piles of
unwrapped PJs lying around in many dispensaries, it is highly unlikely
that they will read this anyway. |